George M. Middius
2012-12-18 21:47:20 UTC
'Twas the night before Kroodown, and all 'round Goose Puke
Hardly a truth could be found, except for this ruse:
The email with porn that the Kroo'd sworn was jake
He'd just now admitted to be a big fake.
The Kroo was ensconced in a big ball of snot
He prayed to his "God" for that one last big shot
To get into heaven and noT! burn in hell
And God said to Kroo, the trVth you can tell.
A wave of cold fear swept over the Kroo
Admit it he could, whate'er might ensue
"You lied like a dog!" they'd yell in their glee
But Kroo could see now that the truth sets him free.
And so to the playpen the Kroo bravely went
The email he'd klaimed was by John lately sent
He now did admit was a big crock of lies
No porn had existed, and the Kroo was now wise.
To his "god" up in heaven the Kroo sent his plea
"Oh Lord, won't you please give your mercy to me?"
Then a shrill voice he heard in his red burning ear
"You're Arnii the Krooborg -- you can rot in your fear."
Hardly a truth could be found, except for this ruse:
The email with porn that the Kroo'd sworn was jake
He'd just now admitted to be a big fake.
The Kroo was ensconced in a big ball of snot
He prayed to his "God" for that one last big shot
To get into heaven and noT! burn in hell
And God said to Kroo, the trVth you can tell.
A wave of cold fear swept over the Kroo
Admit it he could, whate'er might ensue
"You lied like a dog!" they'd yell in their glee
But Kroo could see now that the truth sets him free.
And so to the playpen the Kroo bravely went
The email he'd klaimed was by John lately sent
He now did admit was a big crock of lies
No porn had existed, and the Kroo was now wise.
To his "god" up in heaven the Kroo sent his plea
"Oh Lord, won't you please give your mercy to me?"
Then a shrill voice he heard in his red burning ear
"You're Arnii the Krooborg -- you can rot in your fear."