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Dear:
[] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too"-er
[] Inconsiderate poster
[ x ] Spammer
[] Dumbass
[ ] Racist
[ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
[ ] Flamethrower
[ ] News Groupie
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ x ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You posted a picture (binary) in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY
news group
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously
for the last year and a half
[x] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and
posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
discussion
[] You make no sense
[ ] You posted the same text multiple times
[] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted "upside down" by just adding your comments to the
top of the previous post
[] You seem to dumb to learn to trim your posts
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL
CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[] You posted a 1 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You gave bad or dangerous advice
To Repent, You Must:
[x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[ ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can get an
idea about what is discussed here
[] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Give up your WebTV account
[] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Post to alt.test
[] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
[] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Learn to format your posts properly so we can read them
[ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Get a clue
[] Get a life
[] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[] Never post again
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
[] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[] Go back to school and actually learn something
[] Learn how to post or get off the Usenet
[] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
[ ] All of the above
.
Richard
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