Once upon a midnight clear...

[George M Middius]

'Twas the night before Kroodown, and all 'round Goose Puke
Hardly a truth could be found, except for this ruse:
The email with porn that the Kroo'd sworn was jake
He'd just now admitted to be a big fake.


The Kroo was ensconced in a big ball of snot
He prayed to his "God" for that one last big shot
To get into heaven and noT! burn in hell
And God said to Kroo, the trVth you can tell.


A wave of cold fear swept over the Kroo
Admit it he could, whate'er might ensue
"You lied like a dog!" they'd all yell in their glee
But Kroo could see now that the truth sets him free.


And so to the playpen the Kroo bravely went
The email he'd klaimed was by John lately sent
He now did admit was a big crock of lies
No porn had existed, and the Kroo was now wise.


To his "god" up in heaven the Kroo sent his plea
"Oh Lord, won't you please give your mercy to me?"
Then a shrill voice he heard in his red burning ear
"You're Arnii the Krooborg -- you can rot in your fear."




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© 2007, George M. Middius, Resistance North America

[Ralph Barone]

In article <***@4ax.com>,
George M Middius <***@gmail.com> wrote:

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Post by George M Middius
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© 2007, George M. Middius, Resistance North America

Is it Vogon poetry week already?

[Arny Krueger]

Post by Ralph Barone
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Post by George M Middius
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Is it Vogon poetry week already?

Even though I read The Hitchhiker's Guide long ago, I forgot who the Vogon
were. So I refreshed my memory in Wikipedia and then saw the brilliance of
your comment.

"The Vogons are a fictional alien race from the planet Vogsphere in The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams, who are
responsible for the destruction of the Earth, in order to facilitate an
intergalactic highway construction project. Vogons are slug-like but vaguely
humanoid, are bulkier than humans, and have green skin. In the motion
picture they are depicted as having greyish white skin. Vogons are described
as mindlessly bureaucratic, aggressive, having "as much sex appeal as a road
accident" and the writers of "the third worst poetry in the universe". They
are employed as the galactic government's bureaucrats"

Nice take off on the Middiot and his clique, especially the "slug like"
part.